The next great adventure courtesy of the Navy has placed me in Brunswick - a relatively small town about half an hour north of Portland, Maine. I'll only be here for the next two weeks...two weeks of fun and relaxation! Just kidding.
So I'm here because all Navy Pilots are considered "high-risk assets" information-wise. The school is known as SERE (Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape) and teaches us how to successfully carry out these four things in the event we crash in enemy territory. A lot of the information they gave us is classified so too bad.
All in all, I can honestly say it was the worst week of my life. I have never been more cold, tired, sore or hungry. Having fat guys slap me around and throw me into walls didn't help anything either. To sum it all up, I would say the best way to describe this week is Boot Camp combined with the Holocaust.
Sounds like fun. Lucky bastard. I wish I could go on vacation too!
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